Why are they together in a tub at all is the main question.
On Friday, Khloe Kardashian posted an adorable(?) picture to Instagram of her in a bubble bath with her sister Kourtney’s long-time boyfriend and baby daddy Scott Disick.
She captioned the pic, “Lifeguard on duty! #SurfBoardSurfBoard #PrivatePartySwim #TheLord #TheLady.”
The post raises so many confusing questions.
Why are they together in a bubble bath at all? Is it a weird promo for Keeping Up With The Kardashians? See, this is why context in important.
Why is she in a life guard outfit and why is he in a life vest? Is it a joke only they get?
Where did they get such luxurious bubble bath? That doesn't even look like real bubble bath, it looks like the fake stuff they use in children's commercials for bubble bath. Then you get it and you take it home and it’s totally disappointing.
Who still uses bubble baths? Nowadays it's all about the Tubaroos!
Where is Kourtney in all of this?
Is Khloe Kardashian really a certified life guard? Because it feels like she should be if she's going to wear that.
Is that a real miniature alligator? Where did they find such a magical creature?
How does the microphone fit in to all this? Is it the world's strangest podcast?
Why does Scott Disick always look so threatening?
Who leaves their phone so close to the water? Also, is that a BlackBerry? Why?
Why did she need to repeat "surf board" twice in the caption. Also, why then is there no surf board. That's misleading.