This is not how you scare a kid straight.
The currently airing sixth season of "Californication" features a coked-up musician named Atticus Fetch, with whom Hank (David Duchovny) is writing a musical. When Hank and family stop by Atticus's house, they meet one of his friends -- Marilyn Manson!
The shock rocker is making a guest appearance as himself on the March 3 episode of the hit comedy, and he won't exactly be helping Hank's teen daughter, Becca (Madeleine Martin), back on the wagon.
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"Hank Moody? I'm a fan of your words," Manson drawls. "I'd be honored if you came and did some narcotics with me."
"This is so [bleeping] cool," whispers Becca. Sigh … they probably should've taken her to Betty Ford.
Manson boasts a long resume of screen appearances. The goth musician made his film debut in David Lynch's "Lost Highway" in 1997, then followed that up with turns in "Party Monster," "Jawbreaker" (with then-girlfriend Rose McGowan), and "Rise."
"Californication" airs Sundays at 10:30 PM on Showtime.