Dylan McKay may have felt torn between Brenda Walsh and Kelly Taylor in their epic "Beverly Hills, 90210" love triangle, but Luke Perry knows exactly which woman he'd choose.
"Kelly," he told Andy Cohen on Bravo's "Watch What Happens Live." "Because she has more money!"
Perry, who won the hearts of millions of teen girls as heartthrob Dylan, also dished on the actresses who played Brenda and Kelly.
Of the mercurial Shannen Doherty, he said she "smelled good," while Jennie Garth was a "good kisser."
And of his three female co-stars, Garth would be the one he'd "shag," he revealed while playing the talk show's signature game, "Marry, Shag, or Kill." (Sorry, buddy: Although Garth split from husband Peter Facinelli two years ago, she's dating rocker Jeremy Salken.)
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"I'd marry Tori because I told her dad I'd look out for her," he said, referring to legendary "90210" producer Aaron Spelling, who died in 2006.
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"I'd kill Shannen, because she'd want me to."
No wonder Dylan ended up choosing Kelly over Brenda!