Her red hair may be big and full of secrets, but Lindsay Lohan let them all out in the Sunday, March 9 premiere of her docu-series Lindsay on the OWN network.
The often-troubled actress, 27, opened up her life to Oprah Winfrey and director Amy Rice as she tried to remain sober and create a new life following her sixth rehab stint last year.
Here were the best moments from the premiere:
1. Oprah convinces Lindsay not to go to Europe
It's not clear what Oprah thinks happens in Europe, but it is clear that she sees life across the pond as a hot bed of sin and depravity. When she finds out Lohan is heading abroad for a yoga retreat, the talk show host quickly advises the star to forget her excursion. Lohan immediately cancels her trip at Oprah's request.
2. Lindsay finds "Fetch" T-shirts from Mean Girls
While sifting through her discarded boxes at her mom Dina's house, Lohan happens upon a pile of "Fetch" T-shirts made for the popular catch phrase from the 2004 film Mean Girls.
3. Lindsay finds an elaborate ball gown stuffed in a box
While preparing to move from Los Angeles to New York, Lohan finds a giant ball gown shoved inside of a box. The floor-length black embellished gown had no protective covering or packaging.
4. Lindsay's friend tells her The Canyons will become a "cult classic"
While apartment searching in New York, Lohan's friend Chrissie Miller gushes about the star's box office flop, The Canyons.
"I loved it! I think it's awesome," Miller said of the raunchy indie film costarring porn star James Deen. "You're amazing in it. You looked great. It's different. It's going to be like a cult [film]."
"Cool!" Lohan happily replies.
5. Lohan's future landlord adds a $10 million insurance fee
As she struggles to find an apartment in New York, the Freaky Friday star finally finds one she likes. But the landlord adds a $10 million insurance fee to the property.
"I can't afford that! I'm not Oprah!" she declares. But she does know Oprah, so maybe she can pull a few strings.
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This article originally appeared on Usmagazine.com: Lindsay Lohan's OWN Reality Show Premiere: 5 Best Moments