Liam Hemsworth Sells Life-Size Liam Hemsworth Replica, Insists It’s Not for Sex
Celebrities have more wiggle room when it comes to selling out these days. Liam Hemsworth was on The Late Show hawking a new product: himself. The actor pushed the Premium Adult-Size Liam Hemsworth Replica Doll in a fake commercial for fans who can’t get enough of the actor. “Each Liam Hemsworth doll is handed made from state-of-the-art materials,” pitched Hemsworth. “And hair collected from injured racehorses.” The commercial started tame enough, but slowly a theme began to develop. “The skeleton allows the Liam replica to be placed in a variety of positions,” said Hemsworth. “And, please, no other poses.”
The description of the doll got more and more suggestive. “The authentic Liam Hemsworth life-size doll is pliable,” he continued. “And anatomically correct to the last detail and easy to hose off — though you shouldn’t have to.” Why would you need to hose it off? Maybe because the replica is an EXACT replica. “It’s the ultimate way to feel like you’re hanging out with me, Liam Hemsworth, and not having sex,” he reiterates. “Even though if it was a sex doll, it would be exactly like having sex with me, but it’s not, so don’t.”
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