David Letterman's Last Top 10 List
The final episode of Late Show With David Letterman featured plenty of stars, surprises, and, of course, a Top 10 list. And the gap-toothed funnyman enlisted some old A-list friends to deliver it.
The category: “Top 10 Things I’ve Always Wanted to Say to Dave.”
10. Alec Baldwin: “Of all the talk shows, yours is most geographically convenient to my home.”
9. Barbara Walters: “Did you know that you wear the same cologne as Muammar Gaddafi?”
8. Steve Martin: “Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity… and a mistake.”
7. Jerry Seinfeld: “I have no idea what I’ll do when you go off the air. You know, I just thought of something — I’ll be fine.”
6. Jim Carrey: “Honestly, Dave, I’ve always found you to be a bit of an over-actor.”
5. Chris Rock: “I’m just glad your show is being given to another white guy.”
4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus: “Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale.”
3. Peyton Manning: “You are to comedy, what I am to comedy.”
2. Tina Fey: “Thanks for finally proving men can be funny.”
1. Bill Murray: “I’ll never have the money I owe you.”
Last fall, the 68-year-old announced he would retire in 2015. Wednesday’s broadcast was Letterman’s 6,028th on late-night television, including more than a decade as host of NBC’s Late Night.
