Aww isn’t love grand?! As if we weren’t all envious of the publicity stunt of a relationship that is paparazzi-loving couple Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, Kanye has written a new song for his curvaceous lil’lady! And hey, guess what this sweet tune is called?! Perfect Bitch! Yup! Ladies, I think it’s pretty clear … romance is NOT dead! Kanye once again you are proving you are the classy lovahman we all thought you were.
The New York Daily News reported that on Saturday night at PH-D Rooftop Lounge in New York’s Meatpacking District, Kanye dropped some unreleased tracks, including Perfect Bitch, from his upcoming album Cruel Summer.
On Tuesday the true romantic acknowledged his muse, tweeting, “I wrote the song Perfect Bitch about Kim.” What a wonderful term of endearment! I know I dream of my man publically calling me a perfect bitch. What gal who values herself wouldn’t?! And what woman would want to be called beautiful or lovely when she can be called a “bitch”?
Clearly Kanye has proved the epitome of adoration and respect for a woman. Hey Shakespeare, it’s time to cut your losses and stuff those lofty sonnets down the drain; Sorry Robert Browning, you should probably burn all those love letters; Oh and Lord Byron, she may have once “walked in beauty,” once but no one give a f*ck now – ‘cause we got a new romantic sheriff in town – Kanye West!
I know women all over the world must be jealous they can’t get an awesome boyfriend like Kanye. How can any other boyfriend even dare to compare? They can’t. Guess we will all just have to settle for men that call us "beautiful," "sweetheart" or "baby." Oh the outrage!
Perfect Bitch isn’t Kanye’s first foray into immortalizing Kim in the halls of music history. In April, West released "Way Too Cold" (formerly titled "Theraflu"), where he rapped about being in love with Kim when she was still married to Kris Humphries. Also another Kanye class-act move.
Maybe Kanye’s next lyrical ode to Kim will be a sampling of Prodigy’s Smack My Bitch Up. Wouldn’t that be heavenly?!