Ellen, Kristen Bell, and Co. Can’t Get Enough of This Rather Strange Hygiene Product

Ellen DeGeneres has become obsessed with a television infomercial featuring a hygiene product that targets a particular area of the human anatomy not discussed in polite society. We strive to be only the classiest here at SuperFan, so we’ll just say that “My Shiney Hiney” tidies up the… hole found… near your butt.

As the infomercial for My Shiney Hiney explains, “Are you really as clean as you should be? Not unless you’ve taken care of a very personal area that requires special attention. … Now there’s a solution. It’s called My Shiney Hiney, a speciality cleansing brush with an ergonomically designed handle to access that difficult-to-reach spot. … The form bristle-brush is especially designed to reach every fold and wrinkle. Plus there’s a soft-silicone brush for fingertip control.”

DeGeneres shared her obsession with some celebrity pals. Kate Hudson promised to buy some of the products as stocking stuffers. Kristen Bell, meanwhile, had thoughts about that finger brush element, but it’s best that we not describe her hand motion.
Thanks to all this unexpected attention, DeGeneres was soon contacted by the actress featured on the infomercial, Sarah Pribis, who was invited to the show to add her two cents. “Miss Shiney Hiney” explained that the casting notice was a little confusing. “The ad itself said it was casting for ‘Shinney Hinney.’ It was spelled incorrectly… and it was [described as a] ‘cleaning product.’ … I got there and found out what the product really was, and I tried to get out of it. … They promised me they would do it tastefully.” “Do you think they did?” asked DeGeneres. “I do,” said Miss Shiney Hiney.

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