The Daily Show: ‘President Trump’ Has a Border Wall Plan, and It’s Tremendous
On Tuesday, “President Trump” (played with uncanny precision by The President Show‘s Anthony Atamanuik) crashed The Daily Show to explain how he’ll get Mexico to pay for his border wall. “We can tax them. They don’t have to pay with money … We can take — you love the little Coca-Colas? Mexican Cokes with the sugar in them? And Mexico’s beating us. They have the sugar in the Coke. They got the sugar in the Coke. We can do it. Little adobe huts — I dunno, we can figure something out, OK?”
Those little Mexican Cokes are pretty tasty, but the “president” was just getting warmed up. “We’re gonna bring millions and millions of Mexicans into the United States and let them do the low-paying jobs that Americans won’t do, and then we’re gonna save so much money … and then we can use that to pay for the wall!”
After solving the wall issue, “Trump” stuck around for a few and managed to keep Trevor Noah (who he kept erroneously calling “Travis”) on his toes. “My god, I have pillows with a higher thread count,” he opined about Noah’s suit.
What do you do when you’ve already basically resolved all campaign promises in your first 100 days in office? That’s right, you work tirelessly on boosting the ratings of a basic cable channel. “I have my own show, and it’s a huge hit, tremendous ratings, and it starts this Thursday, right here on the failing Comedy Central. Travis, you’ve made a huge mess here, and I alone can fix it. We’re gonna make Comedy Central great again.”
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