This week on Kicking & Screaming, when the remaining contestants weren’t scrambling for canoes or falling into rivers, they were busy being gorgeous. During their downtime, they decided to hold a “Mr. and Miss Jungle of the Universe” pageant. Ben definitely gave it his all as he took on the persona of Samantha B. Rutherford from the great state of Georgia. “Samantha” wore a coconut bra and a grass skirt and pranced with a lot of swag.
The ladies’ portion of the competition was quite cutthroat, and there were no rules against implants, so Juliana of Costa Rica enhanced her booty with presumably some jungle rocks.
The gentleman, on the other hand, brought us superhero realness. John wore a mask and an American flag cape and wielded a slingshot. Brady rocked some underwear over his cargo pants.
In the end, Juliana and Ben took home the crown, but Jason may have won on originality with his grass skirt minus any underwear.
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