Conan O’Brien had some fun with Apple’s latest patent: a paper bag.
Apple filed the patent for the bag to be used at the Apple retail store. It’s not for sale, but rather it’s the bag they’ll give customers when they make purchases at the store.
Since all other Apple products have their own commercials, Conan created a special one for Apple’s bag, which he dubbed the AirBag.
According to the advertisement, the bag is the “world’s most intelligent bag,” with such features as a special “W-1 chip” and advanced folded paper technology. The bag also touts infrared motion sensors and accelerometers and can wirelessly connect with all your connected apple devices.
And of course, the AirBag comes in a variety of sizes, including the “AirBag Plus” and the “AirBag Mini.”
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