Colin Farrell's Beef With Hollywood Casting

Colin Farrell stopped by Conan on Wednesday to be marveled at by Conan O'Brien. O'Brien said that Farrell hasn't aged since he first started interviewing him. Farrell quipped, "No, your eyes are just failing you, man." Though he's aged gracefully, the roles he's been offered haven't. He said, "I read a script a couple of months ago and it said the character, Sam, [was] middle-aged and I was like, what the f***." Insulted by the middle-aged description, Farrell added that script was sent to him by his former agent. Sadly, Andy Richter was able to top Colin Farrell's upsetting casting description. He said, "My agent once sent me a script. He said, 'There's a role for you in it,' … And I was reading the script and when I got to the part, the only description of the character was 'A fat, worthless piece of s***.'"