That Wasn’t Even the Rob Lowe Point

More rambling from "Primetime in No Time" host Frank Nicotero:

"The Golden Globe Awards": Ricky Gervais was invited back, and let me tell you, he was...so-so. And as always, his best moments were the ones that I can't really regale here in a blog. But let's just say it had to do with Jodie Foster and the title of her movie from 2011. No, not "Carnage"; the OTHER one (see, that's funny!). And while Rob Lowe had a mini-meltdown when the teleprompter went down, it was nowhere near as bad as his 1989 "Snow White" song at the Oscars. "Yahoo! Search" it if you don't know what I'm talking about.

"Undercover Boss": I know that I should look past it because it really has nothing to do with the show, but I just can't get over how terrible the "disguises" are on this show. This CEO just got done telling us how many millions he is worth, and then puts on a wig that I could find at a 99 Cent Store! If I was the boss, I would immediately fire anyone that didn't call me out on wearing an awful wig.

"Napoleon Dynamite": There are tons of movies that you would think would make good animated shows. "Napoleon Dynamite" isn't one of those movies, and this show is proof. The movie was successful because it was different than any other movie, but as an animated show it's just like all the rest...only not as funny. Plus, I didn't see any of Napoleon's sweet dance moves in the first episode, gosh!

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