The 'Walking Dead' Brain-Dead Move of the Week: Shut the Front Door!
Daryl and Beth must be avid readers of this column, because a week after we took them to task for burning down a perfectly good shelter, they decided to set up camp in a seemingly abandoned funeral home. Progress!
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They fortified the place by boarding up the windows and setting up a zombie alarm system on the porch. So far, so good!
Secure in their new home, they were free to feast on pigs feet and diet cola to their heart's desire. Daryl even carried Beth over the threshold like an eager young groom:
So when he and Beth heard a rattle from their zombie alarm system, they assumed it was just that darn dog again. Daryl even took some pigs feet to lure the dog inside. Awww… Daryl and Beth are sharing a house, and getting a pet!
Knock knock, who's there? Yeah, it's zombies, of course.