“Ellen”: Ellen made a teen's dream come true when she got to have a TV prom, complete with a slow dance featuring her date singing in her ear. Oh, did I forget to mention her date was Bruno Mars? RIDIC. A total Marcia Brady/Davy Jones moment. They looked like such a cute couple. But then there's a reason they always pick guys that size for these kinds of photo ops. Let's just say she didn't look strange standing next to him without heels.
“Anderson”: You know what Anderson? If you're going to show us funny products everyday and demonstrate how they work, that's totally fine. But when a product like the Booty Pop that makes your booty, well, pop, comes along and you don't try it out, well then you're just messing with your own show's integrity and that's not cool!
“Live! with Kelly and Michael”: Is it weird that the first thing I thought of when I heard them talking about the "Harlem Shake" wasn't dancing, but Shake Shack? Mmmm... Shake Shack. For all you West Coasters, it's like In-N-Out Burger, but with delightfully rude NYC order-takers. For all the rest of you who don't know what I mean by "Shake Shack" or "In-N-Out"... well, I just feel sorry for you. Also, I've got to stop writing these blog posts before lunch!
“Today”: It must have been nice for Kate Upton to be on the other side of the camera for once, barking orders at people and forcing them to make weird poses for long periods of time! Now if only the anchors could experience the other stuff she has to put up with in her job like traveling to exotic locations and getting paid millions for just a few hours of work a day. Wait a second, that's the exact life Matt Lauer lives!
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