I'm starting to feel a little guilty about referring to Eric Roberts as a "mess" in my last post just because he happened to go on "Celebrity Rehab." Because there are celebrities who embarrass themselves publicly, and then there's Paz de La Huerta. Just a few short months ago, the "Boardwalk Empire" star got into a bar fight with Samantha Swetra of "The City," which is disgraceful enough. But this week, she got so...relaxed at a party that she said something that could mess with her actual job.
De la Huerta was at a party celebrating the launch of a jewelry line when — with very little prompting, apparently — she told style reporter Robert Verdi a pretty major plot point in the "Boardwalk Empire" season finale, which airs December 11. And here it comes, so stop reading if you don't want to know: According to de la Huerta, the baby her character, Lucy Danziger, had with Agent Van Alden (Michael Shannon) will die in the Season 2 finale. Which is such a shame, because the three of them seemed like they would really be able to make a go of it as a family!
Perhaps inspired by de la Huerta's unfortunate blabbermouthedness, last night an anonymous genius started a parody Twitter account in the actress's name, @PazDeLaH. The actress's spoofy Twitter incarnation, hilariously, seems to have a hard time distinguishing between her life and Lucy's: "PazDeLaH" importunes Lucy's erstwhile "Boardwalk" sugar daddy Nucky (played by Steve Buscemi) for everything from "a ipad" to a role in "the next harrey potter movey" to a trip to the zoo: "u beter take me to the GOOD zoo too you cheep f---." Even if de la Huerta someday gets to put her hands and feet in the cement outside Mann Chinese Theatre, she will never have a more fitting and ageless tribute than this Twitter feed.
UPDATE: Sometime around 2:35 Eastern Daylight Time, the @PazDeLaH account has been suspended. And that's the way it is. Courage. Good night and good luck.
UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: Reinstated! Truly something to be thankful for!