Nick Offerman Is Now Selling Mustache Combs
Remember that episode of "Parks & Recreation" in which Ron (Nick Offerman) asked/demanded the help of Mark (Paul Schneider) to bring his perilous wood shop up to code? That was Offerman's real-life wood shop, where he makes furniture and other items for sale. Don't have $6137 to buy a solid mahogany dining table? No problem: Offerman also has a mustache comb for sale for the bargain price of $75. Perfect stocking stuffer, right? [HuffPost Comedy]
For mustaches of distinction.