"Today": You can talk about celebrity dopplegangers all you want, but they had Ralph Macchio on today, and that baby-face just turned 51! Yep, "The Karate Kid" is now eligible for his AARP card and he looks like he hasn't aged a day since he played a 16-year-old (at age 27). He's his OWN celebrity doppleganger! But before you get too impressed, he has a lot of beauty skin secrets to stay looking young. For example, I heard he totally waxes on!
"Live! with Kelly and Michael": Man, I would've paid good money to see today's guests team up for a duet: Tracy Morgan and Rod Stewart! There would've been two true loose cannons on stage, and zero shirts.
"The View": It turns out that "2 Broke Girls" star Beth Behrs was actually a broke girl before she got the part on that show. In a related story, before I became a host who is obsessed with daytime TV, I was just a regular person obsessed with daytime TV! So I guess art does imitate life, even when your life is super lame!
"Jeremy Kyle": I'll do us all a favor and not discuss the guy with the mysterious rash, but rather we can talk about the guy with the pony tail who got up in Jeremy Kyle's face. I don't know if it's the pony tail or the poorly manicured beard that made him feel tough, but as he seen the size of Jeremy's security guards?! It's talk show etiquette 101, don't ever get in the host's face because it never ends well!
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