More rambling from "Primetime in No Time" host Frank Nicotero:
"The Biggest Loser": All the bidding on the weight loss with the poker chips just reminded me how much I love the song "The Gambler." I used to listen to that 45 (it's what we called mp3s in the 70's, kids; deal with it) over and over again. And I think I just figured out now that The Gambler died at the end when he "broke even." They don't say how, but I'm guessing it had something to do with Kenny Rogers' Roasters.
"Celebrity Wife Swap": Every man watching this show with his wife at one point had to turn and say, "Dee Snider's wife is one of the hottest mom's I've ever seen." Admit it. Although I'd have to say Dee had better hair back in his Twisted Sisters days.
"Dance Moms": The mom's always seem to have a hard time understanding why their daughter's always get yelled at, but I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why they continue to put up with it! Abby, the head dance instructor, is super scary and mean! I guess it's the same reason why the Kardashian's have camera's documenting their every move: it made them famous and it pays really, really well. Well in that case, where do I sign up?