A Fuzzy Memory
"Today": I'm officially old. I didn't care about the big One Direction concert on the Plaza today… sigh. Probably because those boys look like they're about 12 years old — and some of them have tattoos already! I need to call their mothers!
"Ellen": Andrew Garfield, what are you doing? You are adorable, but that beard looks riDICulous. You're stuck somewhere halfway between manly stubble and Halloween costume-shop level ZZ Top guy. Does Emma Stone even know about this? Here's hoping she sends you for a shave, and soon this will all just be a fuzzy memory.
"GMA": Anchors singing Lion King songs in Times Square? Well, I guess it had to happen eventually. Circle of Life and all that...
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