"Wendy Williams": Since Wendy is my girl I thought for sure she would have seen me poke fun of her 500th show vacuum giveaway yesterday, and perhaps step her game up for today's show prize. But that was not the case at all because today it was jeans. Jeans?! Sure they were slim fitting and available in an array of colors, but c'mon Wendy, jeans are more like a 250th show prize not 500! At least throw in a matching blouse and shoes!
"Today": Man, some parents are so cool... "Today" showed a dash-cam video of a rad dad who brightened up the commute to school by rocking out to "Bohemian Rhapsody" with all three of his little Wayne and Garths in the kid bus. Not that I'm complaining, mind you... my parents did the best they could with what they had. Oh, the fun times we'd have when mom would pop in that Christopher Cross 8-Track. (Hey, it was either that or "Spandau Ballet." What can I say? My folks dug on Yacht Rock.)
"Ellen": Hugh Grant told Ellen today that his new baby daughter Tabitha was such a happy surprise (and she should be, since he admitted that he had only a "fleeting affair" with Tabitha's mom), that they decided to make her middle name the Chinese phrase that literally means "Happy Surprise"! Fitting! Hmm, and I guess that's why my middle name is Italian for "wow, she watches a lot of TV."
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