Ashton Kutcher is living large on the set of "Two and a Half Men." His predecessor, Charlie Sheen, might call it "winning." (That's the last time we ever repeat the W-word. We swear on Sheen's vial of Tiger Blood.)
As production resumes on the CBS sitcom, Kutcher will reportedly reside in this massive, double-decker mega-trailer -- called The Heat -- in between scenes. The trailer, provided by Anderson Mobile Estates, boasts 1,200 square feet of space including a master bedroom, full kitchen and lobbies (yes, lobbies) all done up in leather, oak wood and marble, creating a "5-Star Luxury Hotel" feel.
There's also "360-degree, 24/7 video surveillance and security," according to Anderson's website. (But is there a GPS "Sheen Detector"? They should get on that.)
British tabloid the Daily Mail reports that CBS is shelling out $8,750 a week to keep Kutcher in the lap of luxury.
Previous Heat-dwellers include Will Smith, who decamped inside this lux Anderson trailer -- ergh, mobile estate -- while filming "Men In Black III" in New York. (Smith's allegedly had a recording studio, a sound booth for voice-over work and a chess room. Also: a wireless touchscreen remote to control heat, AC, lighting and blinds.)
Interested in purchasing one? That'll set you back $2 million.
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