‘Big Brother’: The Best & Worst Moments of Season 13
The houseguests truly had a cow this season (Cliff Lipson/CBS)
Worst: Evel Dick Left Early
We weren't thrilled about the veterans, but we were slightly looking forward to Dick torturing a whole host of new people while his daughter whined about it all summer long. Instead, because of some mysterious "emergency," he was removed from the house after only a few days, throwing a wrench into the whole partner twist and making the show just less fun in general.
Worst: Who Wants to See My HoH Room?
No one ever wants to see anyone else's HoH room. Ever. Can we please ban people from asking? Particularly if that person is Rachel and the room is filled with pictures of her and Brendon being "cute"?
Worst: Cow-Milking Game
The games on "Big Brother" are fairly ridiculous in general, but this one really took the cake. Contestants were divided into teams, with some tasked with wearing giant foam suits and others assigned to milk them. This required the milker to lie down on top of the foam person and jump on them, with Keith in particular taking pleasure in humping people.
Best: Brendon Gets Evicted
Daniele turned on her alliance, which might have been a good plan if she'd had a stronger fallback team to work with. But still, she managed to get Brendon, a big threat, out of the house. So good for Dick's little girl.
Best: Brendon Gets Evicted... Again
Daniele got HoH again after Brendon was brought back into the house and took the opportunity to backdoor him and boot him out. Again.
Best: Daniele Gets Evicted
Daniele's attempts at gameplay were somewhat admirable, as opposed to Kalia and Porsche, who did nothing most of the summer. But still, it was awesome to see her go, because another Donato winning is almost as unnecessary as Jordan winning again.
Worst: Lawon Is a Moron
The houseguests were given vague information about how the evicted contestant would have a chance to come back into the house. Lawon, in his mind, decided that this meant that if he got evicted, he'd come back with some special power. So he campaigned to be evicted, then found himself facing off in a competition against Brendon and getting the boot... for good. No special powers to be had.
Worst: Shelly Turns on Jeff
Shelly had a way of spinning lies, but the problem was that she forgot whom to lie to and when. She also misjudged how soon she should make a big game move, which was her ultimate downfall. Her big move? To side with Kalia in getting Jeff out of the house, instead of sticking with Jorff and making it to the final three. And she ticked everyone off and had an insufferable screaming match with Jordan that we really could have lived without.