'True Blood' Recap: Off to Camp We Go!
Alexander Skarsgard and Kristin Bauer von Straten in the "True Blood" Season 6 episode, "F--- the Pain Away."
The episode "F--- the Pain Away" in a nutshell:
- Sookie learns the truth about her parents.
- Eric voluntarily enters Vamp Camp to find Pam.
- Bill confronts Warlow about their past.
Body count: 0
Nudity count: 2
New people and places:
- Justin, Terry's old army buddy
- Dr. Finn, Pam's therapist
Best line: "Stackhouses, calm the f--- down!" — Lafayette
What's the deal with ... the female vampire who stuck up for Tara and Jessica? Who is she?
Vamp Camp is not a place to go for good times. There are no fireside sing-a-longs, arts and crafts hour, or forts to build. Oh no, this is hell, as Sarah Newlin tells Jessica, and most of our vampire friends are now in it.
Eric willingly enters the camp to save Pam, only to find that his progeny is pissed and perhaps ready to stake her maker. Meanwhile, Jessica seems to think it's where she belongs after she killed most of Andy's faerie daughters.
At least with most of the vamps stuck in this underground prison, their storylines are consolidating. In true "True Blood" fashion, things are starting to spin out in increasingly complicated webs. It's a little hard to keep up with, so hold on tight!
Jessica, Jason, and Sarah
A distraught Jessica sobs in Bill's arms, apologizing profusely for killing off the faeries. Then (gross!) she starts to come onto him — the faerie blood has turned her on. Ew! That's your dad!
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She runs off to seek comfort from Jason, but he's been getting a little comfort from someone else — Sarah Newlin! Sarah turned up at his house after getting rejected by the governor. She feels that she can still "save" Jason and that she never felt whole with any man but him. They have some crazy hot sex until Jessica comes knocking at the door.
Jess is still freaking out over the faerie murders, but Jason assures her that she has a good heart. It's what he loved (and still loves) about her. Apparently, sexing Sarah has cured Jason of his vampire hatred. Unfortunately, sexing Jason hasn't cured Sarah of that. She calls up the anti-vamp squad and when Sarah throws Jess out of the house, the cops are waiting to take her away!