As If!


"GMA": Think I would miss the "Clueless" cast reunion segment? As IF. Among the important things I learned from the classic 90's movie's 17th birthday party: they almost cast Reese Witherspoon to play Cher, and Oscar-worthy Terrence Howard to play Murray, instead of that guy from Scrubs! And Zooey Deschanel, Seth Green and Lauryn Hill all auditioned, too! But the studio gave them all the 'What-everrrr' W fingers. Boneheads!

"Ellen": I hate when Shawn Johnson comes on the morning shows, because a few people I work with are from the same town as her in Iowa, and they constantly say "she's from Iowa" over and over again! What am I supposed to do with that information? Who really cares? On a related note, Andy Cohen was on Anderson Cooper's show yesterday and he's from St. Louis just like me, isn't that awesome?!

"Today": I don't know what's worse… that weird mascot of a urine sample jar (his name is Petey P. Cup!) or the fact he has a hypodermic needle needle named Pokey Syringe as a sidekick. Seriously?

"Wake Up with Al": I know Al was kidding when he fell asleep on the show, but in all honestly of all the show hosts I see every day he's the one I actually believe would fall asleep on the job! I mean he goes from this show straight over to "Today" every morning and he has to put up with people like Stephanie Abrams and Matt Lauer, that would make anyone want to curl up in a ball and fall asleep!

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