I think we can all agree on one thing, rose lovers. Team Bachelor has definitely upped their promo game in anticipation of the upcoming season with farmer Chris Soules. First came the horror-movie-esque "cornfield" promo featuring whispering, disembodied crazy "lady" voices calling to Chris like so many psychotic sirens. And now Yahoo TV can give you the first look at the sequel, "Prince Farming," which will premiere Monday night during Dancing With the Stars. As always, it'd be impossible for me to list everything I love about this promo, so I'll just pick my top five.
The gratuitous shot of Chris shoveling corn. Primarily because it gave me the idea to turn the phrase "shoveling corn" into a euphemism for whatever goes on in the fantasy suite.
More Women. More Drama. More Tears. Oh, my fellow females! Why must you reinforce the worst stereotypes about us?
"Estrogen mayhem." Primarily because it gave me the idea to start a radical feminist blog.
The first (annual?) Bachelor pregnancy test!
And of course, Chris Harrison's Bachelor bitchslap. God, can you imagine how many years he's been waiting to do that?
January can't get here fast enough.
The Bachelor premieres Monday, Jan. 5 at 8 p.m. on ABC.