"GMA": I'm gonna go ahead and guess that it was not Lara Spencer herself, but her crack writer-producer team that confused a picture of Angelina Jolie with one of Tom Cruise when they wrote up the ol' TelePrompter today. Confusing a sexy female action star with Tom Cruise? Why that'd be like mixing up Knight and Day! And yes, I know that was Cameron Diaz. And no, I didn't actually see that movie. And neither did you.
"Ellen": So, if you're a super famous, fabulously rich talk show host, who's about one precious week shy of going on summer vacation, but you have an hour of talk time to fill on a random Tuesday, what do you do? Well if you're EDG, you just ring up your totes adorbs lil' British friends, tell them to pack their tutus, and head on over for another edition of "The Sophia Grace and Rosie Show, featuring a guest appearance by Ellen DeGeneres"! Don't worry, Elle.. Sophia and Rosie should have plenty of energy to do a bunch of pirouettes and carry the show... someone gave them each an extra juice box.
"Wake Up With Al": I don't care how much money and planning you may have put into your wedding, or how many people may have come from far away to be there, or how gorgeous your outdoor setting is. If there is a visible tornado touching down just a couple of corn fields away, you might want to delay the festivities a little while! It's kind of like that Alanis Morissette song where she sings about rain on your wedding day, except this is way more severe and could seriously injure your guests!
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