"Today": 83 million Facebook accounts are fake! Yep, you read that right… 8.7% of the 955 million Facebook "users" are more like "lusers"! That's it! I'm going back to MySpace, where at least I know I can trust everyone!
"GDNY": It's a good thing Wendy brought pictures of her standing on a treadmill at a gym and feeling peaches at her local market, or we never would have believed that she has been working out and grocery shopping while on hiatus! But the fact that she felt the need to back up her outrageous claims with photos makes me less likely to believe her. On a related note, I recently climbed Mount Kilimanjaro in record time, but I don't have any pictures to prove it, sorry!
"CBS This Morning": Hey, check out Gayle King rockin' the multicolored mom reading glasses! She's like two wardrobe choices away from becoming the Sally Jessy of the 21st century.
"Live! with Kelly": Looks like Joey Fatone has said "Bye Bye Bye" to any hopes of keeping up a music career... he's strictly "Dancing With the Stars" and cooking shows now. But the dish he made on "Live" today didn't look half bad! They probably just didn't like the way he left all his dirty dishes in their kitch'n'sink.
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