“Today”: The truth is out! Have you seen that viral video of a golden eagle swooping in and snatching that toddler off the ground? Not real! 2.7 million people have already seen the fraud and if you’re asking yourself “why?” it was all for a film school project! I give them an ‘A’ for effort and an ‘F’ for FAKE!
“GMA”: Faking a Christmas tree disaster is all fun and good, until a real Christmas tree disaster happens! My parents used to insist on getting the biggest real tree they could find, and one year after it was all decorated with shiny new glass bulbs, it fell over and crashed to ground! Not only did we have shattered glass from the bulbs everywhere, but our dog was freaked out for a week! So remember, if you're gonna have a huge tree in your house, make sure it's stable!
“Access Hollywood Live”: If I had to pick a favorite cast member from "The Jersey Shore" it would have to be Vinny, but then again that's like saying my favorite natural disaster is a tornado. Anyway, I'm curious to see how his new talk show will be. Much like I was very curious about the train wreck I drove by last week!
“The View”: Wow, it takes a lot of guts to make fun of Barbara Walters on the set of her own show! Doesn't Brad Garrett know that she's the boss?! Babs laughed it off, but you know after the show she took out her big list that she uses to keep track of celebrities, and wrote in big red letters next to his name: NAUGHTY!
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