"Today": Ice-T and his wife Coco were talking baby talk this morning and Ice-T said he could "make a baby through a brick wall." Luckily, he won't have to, but if you've ever seen Coco showing off her assets — it's pretty close!
"Ellen": So, let me get this straight: Miley Cyrus was totally fooled by two extra-hunky "repairmen", who showed up to "fix some lights" on stage in the middle of her interview? And she had NO idea that these Chip n' Dale's were stereo Magic Mikes, ready to kick off her surprise Bachelorette Party? I find that hard to believe! It'd be like the most popular pop star in the world being able to hide her entire identity, just by taking off a blonde wig! As if!
"Live! with Kelly and Michael": Of all the things I learned from watching daytime TV today, this may be the most important fact: Robert Pattinson greatly, GREATLY prefers Bangers & mash over bubble & squeak. Teens and tweens of America, please update your bedroom wall collages accordingly.
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