5 Best Lines From the 'Scream Queens' Trailer

So, imagine this — Mean Girls and American Horror Story got it on and had a baby, and it’s called Scream Queens.

And it’s so fetch. It could actually make fetch happen… maybe!

Seriously, though, the official trailer for Fox’s Scream Queens is everything we wanted and more (so much more). Ryan Murphy decided to take the snarkiest bits of Glee, douse it with the campiest parts of Popular, add a dash of gore from Nip/Tuck, and mush the whole thing with American Horror Story. Plus, Emma Roberts and Jamie Lee Curtis apparently made a bet on who could chew the most scenery, and voila! We have Scream Queens.

There are so many amazing moments in the Scream Queens trailer, but we narrowed it down to the five best lines:

1. “Girl, I’d rather die.”

Oh, Grace (Skyler Samuels) — you’re so young, so naïve, so… stupid. She wants to rush Kappa Kappa Tau, but really should listen to friend Zayday (Keke Palmer) because someone’s gonna die. Soon.

2. “I’m gonna be honest. I hate sororities and I hate you.”

Jamie Lee Curtis as a bitchy dean, hell bent on getting rid of sororities? Yes, yes, and more please!

3. “Good evening, idiot hookers.”

4. “OK Pissy Spacek, looks like you and I have a few differences we need to iron out.”

Sometimes, Emma Roberts plays the “nice girl.” But one look at this trailer, and it’s clear she’s so much better as the meanest of mean girls.

5. “Chantel, why you got a knife in your throat?”

First of all, much love to Niecy Nash! Second of all, totally valid question. Why does she have a knife in her throat? Guess we’ll have to watch Scream Queens, premiering this fall on Fox, to find out!