'Bachelor in Paradise' Season 2: Meet the Cast

By now, I think we all know that we're in the wrong line of work, rose lovers. Why do we continue to hold down jobs that require showing up every day at an office or other respectable establishment, when we could get paid to enroll at Camp Hooksupalot (aka Bachelor in Paradise) in some tropical location every summer? If only we'd had the foresight to humiliate ourselves on The Bachelor/ The Bachelorette, we too could be drinking margaritas on the beach with other damaged souls.

All of this is to say, ABC announced the Bachelor in Paradise cast today. Now comes the important work of going through the list and, in many cases, trying to remember who the hell these people are, and why we want to watch them find "love" in Paradise. Join me, won't you? (Note: There are four more cast members still to be announced.)