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Travel the highways and byways of the U.S. and you just might stumble across Boring, Accident, or Cool. Our top picks for towns and cities with wacky names offer more than just a laugh, though: You can also find Gold Rush history, serious fishing, healing waters, a mean ice cream sundae, and ways to save on a trip.
Truth or Consequences, N.M.
In Truth or Consequences, the southwestern landscape matches the drama of the town name. Named after a 1950s radio show, the city halfway between El Paso and Albuquerque attracts visitors with its unusual name and famed waters. Truth or Consequences is well known for its geothermal springs, which provide hot water to the many bathhouses in the downtown historic district. Greater Sierra County is rich in ghost towns, deserts, and mountains. Touted as "America's Most Affordable Spa Town," Truth or Consequences is easy on the wallet, too.
Named at the turn of the century after resident W.H. Boring, there's no reason to be bored in Boring, Oregon. Located about 30 minutes from Portland near Mount Hood, visitors can stop by Red Pig Garden Tools, the only blacksmith in the U.S. specializing in hand-forged garden tools; take a tour of the Guide Dogs for the Blind's Oregon campus; or enjoy the outdoors along the Springwater Corridor biking and walking trail. The wealth of free activities and proximity to Portland make Boring an affordable daytrip.
The town of Cool in the foothills of the Sierras offers visitors a taste of California Gold Rush history and plenty of outdoor activities. Named after an itinerant preacher in the 1800s, Cool sits along historic Highway 49, just a stone's throw from where gold was discovered in 1848. This year, Cool will welcome the Amgen Tour of California bicycle race with an event called "A Cool View." Cool is less than an hour from the Sacramento Airport, which is served by low-cost carriers including JetBlue and Southwest.
The city of Uncertain, Texas, is sure about one thing: I's "Texas' best kept secret." Located along the Texas-Louisiana border in the Piney Woods region about 25 miles northwest of Shreveport, La., Uncertain is home to Caddo Lake, Texas' only naturally formed lake. The 32,700-acre wetland is full of bayous, sloughs, and Spanish-moss-draped cypress trees. Why Uncertain? Stories of the name's origin vary: One refers to a notoriously unreliable boat landing site on Caddo Lake, while another has to do with the state of Texas taking too literally the word "uncertain" noted in the name box of the town's application to become a city back in the early 1960s. Uncertain attracts visitors looking to fish, hunt, birdwatch, and explore the lake by boat. Affordability is a sure thing with Uncertain's wealth of outdoors activities and rustic lodging options.