America's Funniest Small-Town Names

These places have wacky names, and a lot to offer

Truth or Consequences, N.M.

Travel the highways and byways of the U.S. and you just might stumble across Boring, Accident, or Cool. Our top picks for towns and cities with wacky names offer more than just a laugh, though: You can also find Gold Rush history, serious fishing, healing waters, a mean ice cream sundae, and ways to save on a trip.


Truth or Consequences, N.M.

In Truth or Consequences, the southwestern landscape matches the drama of the town name. Named after a 1950s radio show, the city halfway between El Paso and Albuquerque attracts visitors with its unusual name and famed waters. Truth or Consequences is well known for its geothermal springs, which provide hot water to the many bathhouses in the downtown historic district. Greater Sierra County is rich in ghost towns, deserts, and mountains. Touted as "America's Most Affordable Spa Town," Truth or Consequences is easy on the wallet, too.


Boring, Ore.

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Boring, Ore.

Named at the turn of the century after resident W.H. Boring, there's no reason to be bored in Boring, Oregon. Located about 30 minutes from Portland near Mount Hood, visitors can stop by Red Pig Garden Tools, the only blacksmith in the U.S. specializing in hand-forged garden tools; take a tour of the Guide Dogs for the Blind's Oregon campus; or enjoy the outdoors along the Springwater Corridor biking and walking trail. The wealth of free activities and proximity to Portland make Boring an affordable daytrip.


Cool, Calif.

The town of Cool in the foothills of the Sierras offers visitors a taste of California Gold Rush history and plenty of outdoor activities. Named after an itinerant preacher in the 1800s, Cool sits along historic Highway 49, just a stone's throw from where gold was discovered in 1848. This year, Cool will welcome the Amgen Tour of California bicycle race with an event called "A Cool View." Cool is less than an hour from the Sacramento Airport, which is served by low-cost carriers including JetBlue and Southwest.


Caddo Lake, Uncertain, Texas

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Uncertain, Texas

The city of Uncertain, Texas, is sure about one thing: I's "Texas' best kept secret." Located along the Texas-Louisiana border in the Piney Woods region about 25 miles northwest of Shreveport, La., Uncertain is home to Caddo Lake, Texas' only naturally formed lake. The 32,700-acre wetland is full of bayous, sloughs, and Spanish-moss-draped cypress trees. Why Uncertain? Stories of the name's origin vary: One refers to a notoriously unreliable boat landing site on Caddo Lake, while another has to do with the state of Texas taking too literally the word "uncertain" noted in the name box of the town's application to become a city back in the early 1960s. Uncertain attracts visitors looking to fish, hunt, birdwatch, and explore the lake by boat. Affordability is a sure thing with Uncertain's wealth of outdoors activities and rustic lodging options.


Carefree, Ariz.

Carefree, Ariz.

Just north of Phoenix in the high Sonoran Desert sits the town of Carefree. Created in the 1950s as a community dedicated to leisure, it's a place where you can drive down Easy Street ... or Lazy Lane, or Carefree Drive. Area resorts feature golf, spas, and outdoors activities. Downtown, residents and visitors enjoy outdoor concerts and other events. The town's proximity to the transportation hub of Phoenix makes it an easy destination to be carefree.


Last Chance, Idaho

Last Chance, Idaho

Driving along Highway 20 in Idaho, blink and you'll miss your chance to see Last Chance. Last Chance is part of the community of Island Park, created in the late 1940s to circumvent the state's liquor laws that banned the sale of alcohol outside of city limits. Located about 30 miles south of West Yellowstone, Last Chance may be small, but it's a nature-lover's paradise. Fishing and hiking are popular pastimes, and travelers also pause in Last Chance for its outdoor supply shops and grocery store.


Accident, Md.

Accident, Md.

Two hours from Pittsburgh in Western Maryland's picturesque Garret County, lies the small town of Accident. The name is a happy accident, a reference to an unexpected coincidence between surveying crews. The sleepy town's biggest draw is the historical Drane House, the oldest standing structure in the area. Nearby activities such as rafting and climbing programs from Adventure Sports Center International offer more reasons to check out the area.


Normal, Ill.

Normal, Ill.

It may sound like a character assessment, but the name Normal actually comes from the 19th century name, derived from the French école normale, for teachers' colleges. Attractions in the city of Normal, about 115 miles southwest of Chicago, range from the Children's Discovery Museum to performance venues. Nearby, find Route 66 experiences and even wineries. Served by AirTran and other airlines—and connected to Chicago and other major cities by low-cost bus company Megabus—affordable is the norm for getting to Normal.


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