Twisted Christmas

Twisted Christmas

Album by Bob Rivers
Twisted Christmas is a humorous Christmas album recorded by Bob Rivers and his Comedy Corp. It is the first in a line of Christmas-themed parody albums from Rivers, with later entries including I Am Santa Claus, More Twisted Christmas, Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire, and White Trash Christmas.Wikipedia
GenreHolidays, Holiday, Comedy, Comedy/Spoken, Christmas, Novelty, Song Parody, Shock Jock, Morning Radio
Release Date1987
ArtistBob Rivers, Bob Rivers Comedy Corp, Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio


  • 1Take Baseball and Shove ItBob Rivers3:41
  • 2G'bye Ding a LingBob Rivers2:11
  • 3White Ford BroncoBob Rivers0:49
  • 4You've Got a Brand New Pair of Figure SkatesBob Rivers2:04
  • 5PLO & Israeli'sBob Rivers4:32
  • 6Grampa Loved the Rolling StonesBob Rivers1:26
  • 7Cane 'Em GoodBob Rivers3:08
  • 8Michael Jordan Ain't BoBob Rivers1:36
  • 9WhitewaterBob Rivers2:08
  • 10Dwi ColoradoBob Rivers1:23
  • 11Nafta AnthemBob Rivers2:19
  • 12Big Ton O' MoolaBob Rivers--:--
  • 13There's Another Santa ClausBob Rivers1:49
  • 14Walkin' 'Round in Women's UnderwearBob Rivers2:55
  • 15I Am Santa ClausBob Rivers1:57
  • 16We Wish You Weren't Living With UsBob Rivers1:53
  • 17Manger 6Bob Rivers2:06
  • 18Wreck the MallsBob Rivers3:01
  • 19O Little Town of BethlehemBob Rivers1:50
  • 20I Came upon a Roadkill DeerBob Rivers1:17
  • 21Teddy the Red-Nosed SenatorBob Rivers2:37
  • 22Grahbe YahbalzBob Rivers1:53
  • 23Letter to SantaBob Rivers2:19
  • 24Jingle Hells HellsBob Rivers2:06
  • 25KidsBob Rivers--:--
  • 26Magical Kingdom of ClausBob Rivers--:--
  • 27"What's It to Ya" ChorusBob Rivers--:--
  • 28Didn't I Get This Last Year?Bob Rivers--:--
  • 29Under Tree World of Jaques CousteauBob Rivers--:--
  • 30O Christmas TreeBob Rivers--:--
  • 31Twelve Pains of ChristmasBob Rivers2:01
  • 32Chimney SongBob Rivers1:55
  • 33We Wish You Weren't Living With UsBob Rivers3:21
  • 34Wreck the MallsBob Rivers0:44
  • 35Visit from St NicholsonBob Rivers2:09
  • 36O Come All Ye Grateful Dead HeadsBob Rivers3:01
  • 37I'm Dressing up Like SantaBob Rivers1:25
  • 38Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen"Bob Rivers1:08
  • 39ForeignersBob Rivers2:41
  • 40Joy to the WorldBob Rivers2:38
  • 41Message from the KingBob Rivers2:18