This Fitness Tracker Monitors Your Sexual Performance, Presumably Ruining It for Everyone
You’re in the throes of passion, looking that special someone in the eyes, and just as you lean in for a kiss, she reaches for … her fitness tracker.
That’s basically the scenario that Spanish smartphone maker Geeksphone is envisioning with its new sex-tracking Geeksme device. It’s a regular fitness tracker, measuring your steps, and calories, and the like. It just also happens to measure your bedroom performance, too.
Geeksphone’s director of innovation for the GeeksMe project, Ángel Sánchez Díaz told TechCrunch that sexual performance feature will “help users to have a healthier lifestyle, monitoring different values and statistics while practicing sex.”
What kind of values and statistics, pray tell? Díaz told TechCrunch that the tracker will be able to measure the frequency of your encounters, how long they last, and how many calories you burn in the process.
Here’s the thing, though. The “performance” mode has to be manually activated, so you’ll have to take a break from the action to cycle through the tracker’s use modes and enable it. That shouldn’t be too awkward now, should it?
The Geeksme tracker isn’t just about measuring your bedroom performance, though. Like any good fitness tracker, it also measures your actual, non-sexual workouts, too. It can also receive notifications from your smartphone and monitor your sleep.
Let’s be realistic, the real reason you’d choose this thing over any other fitness tracker is because of its ability to monitor your extracurricular activities. And as long as your partner doesn’t think that’s super weird, who are we to judge?
The Geeksme fitness tracker isn’t quite ready for the bedroom yet: The drawing above is the only image we’ve got.
We’ll let you know when it’s available. We will not be reviewing this device.
via: TechCrunch
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