Would you be able to distinguish chicken from not-chicken in a blind taste test? These avid carnivores sure thought they could, but they were dead wrong.
"That used to be a bird. You’re kidding me!" says one taster. Another, upon learning he has guessed wrong, shakes his head, sadly declaring, "I’ve let America down."
Observe, and let us know if you’d be more discerning than this, in the comments.