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Unless your name starts with B and ends with yoncé, you cannot make the fast food print thing work.
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We repeat: JUST BECAUSE BEYONCÉ CAN MAKE WEARING PIZZA LOOK COOL DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU CAN.
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This is a clutch. We’ll continue to take our croissants in dough form. Thanks.
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We heart you Katy, but no.
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The Gaga meat dress got a lot of attention back in 2010, but what about the shoes? Definitely not kitchen-safe.
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We know this is art and everything, but any outfit that requires syrup as an accessory is not cute.
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R.I.P. Isabella Blow. We loved your wacky style, but this lobster topper isn’t doing it for us. The lobster neck piece, on the other hand? Baller.
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We’d make a joke about this handbag, but you can already see it, which is enough.
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