Ezekiel Elliott is pulling off astonishing feats every game of his rookie season, and Sunday night was no exception. After his second-quarter touchdown, Elliott became (presumably) the first player in NFL history to leap into a Salvation Army pot in celebration. This being the NFL, such an expression of exuberance and joy—come on, look at Elliott popping up out of the pot like a blue-starred elf—cannot go unpunished.