Bills ban dildo throwers (yes, more than one) for life from home games

We have an update in the great Buffalo Bills sex-toy throwing episode.

Of course you remember: When the New England Patriots traveled to face the Buffalo Bills last month, the game got a little out of hand. Late in the third quarter with the Patriots leading by two touchdowns, an object was thrown onto the field — and that object ended up being a dildo.

Well, the Bills have done a little probing, and they have found the guilty parties (indeed: plural).

No, kids, the Bills are not toying around with this stiff punishment.

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Of course, this leads to so many questions. Starting with: There were multiple throwers? Was it that heavy that it required multiple tossers? Or did they need to distract security in some kind of group diversion?

Our own Ben Rohrbach previously had poked around the internet and found that a man and his girlfriend birthed the idea (and bragged of it online) after a Halloween party gag gift was left over from the night before. So it’s possible that the thrower and their accomplice played a role in sneaking the oversized item into the game, which might have led them to get blackballed.

But the fact is, we still don’t know who the dildo throwers are. Another question: Was there another dildo that didn’t make it onto the grass? These people have a story to tell. It was interesting enough when a random sex toy with Tom Brady’s name on it ended up on an NFL field. But now? We assume it was a pair of offenders, but there perhaps could even be a third leg. The mystery keeps growing.

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