Barbie Is The Perfect Buyer For This Insane 80s Pink-and-Purple Party Pad

This house.

Rarely are we left speechless by a home, but this neon, glowing home splashed with pink and purple and speckled with teal and gold is too much for words. All you need is the pictures.

The property, spread over three-and-a-half lots in Indian Wells, a community near Joshua Tree National Park between Los Angeles and San Diego, is made of several separate buildings. There’s a three-bedroom main house, two-bedroom guest house, one-bedroom guest house and a party house. Yes, a 6,200-square-foot party house complete with a full kitchen, beauty salon, massage room and spa. And of course, it’s got neon lights striping the walls, a bright pink-and-blue pool table and a teal-and-pink tiled spa.

Just click; you’ll see.

It’s on the market for $11.9 million, but if you’re interested you’ll probably have to beat Barbie and Ken to the buyer’s table.

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