17 Hilarious Tweets From This Week
Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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its funny as hell that vegans still drink water like bro that's a fish's house
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My brother on IG talmbout he came from nothin…bruh I’m bout to tell my mom 😭
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I’d survive scream bc i don’t answer the phone ever
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*comes home from shopping*No one:Me: "OK I'll show you what I got"
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"You can come If you want" Is the most disrespectful Invitation ever 😂
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phone so dry i don’t even charge it at night anymore
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I be like “communication is key" then ignore everybody
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The original thot phone
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Me every morning..
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He knew too much
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Twitter is the least toxic social media app because everyone’s willing to admit how poorly they’re doing
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My dumbass waving at a mf who wasn’t waving at me😭
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Today is Betty Whites birthday. She didn't make it to 100... reminds me of how you never kept it 100 with me. Unfortunately i couldn't be your golden girl, but i thank you for being a friend.
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Tony hawk such a fire name bro was bound to do sum cool
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me when i have a bad day: i think i deserve a little treatme when i have a good day: i think i deserve a little treat
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a dating app called unhinged and its just people from twitter
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no offense but if my friend was pushing me non stop to eat green eggs and ham i’d kick his fucking ass