Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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I blame whip shots
Just completed a 3 minute task I put off for 4 months, everyone clap
“my child is completely fine” your child calls taylor swift and joe alwyn mom and dad
Gen Z is trying to learn how to do the jerk on tik tok. Dang we really getting old yall.
being in ur 20s is all about spending at least $40 accidentally every day
Y’all look at this. My friend proposed to her girl and this was her reaction. 🤣😍🤣 SHE SAID YES BTW.
Me: works all day to provide a good life for my cat My cat:
"She's a ho"Okay and?Ho + me = homeWe tryna buiId
when a male author writes a female character https://t.co/x9vFUQqowG
me ordering chicken tenders fried and a shirley temple at the 5 star restaurant
Picky eaters when they heard the news about the chicken tender shortage
I think there should be advent calendars for all 12 months. I deserve a little treat every day. Every single day.
I love a short king. Like come here bitch, you want uppies?
a lot of negative shit can be said about dog breeding and what we’ve done to the majestic wolf over the centuries but the fact that english bulldogs are born with what seems to be an inherent desire to skateboard is nothing short of beautiful