The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Feb. 20-26)
The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.
Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below. Then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.
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i miss going to the airport and having sexual tension between you and anyone who's remotely your age
— rebecca jennings (@rebexxxxa) February 22, 2021
I can't believe people are STILL struggling with basic Zoom etiquette. Remember:
- MUTE yourself when not speaking
- USE "raise hand" to avoid interruption in groups
- Make sure your CAT is in view
- Don't forget to tell me your cat's NAME
- Please tell your cat I LOVE them— Celeste Labedz (@celestelabedz) February 22, 2021
i think my hot neighbor just saw me tell my plants to “have fun!!” as i put them outside to get some sun so that’s sick
— kate (@kaiteasley) February 24, 2021
If your caption tells me to "watch 'til the end," and I watch 'til the end and nothing spectacular happens, I'll always remember how you betrayed my trust.
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) February 20, 2021
me in a meeting: “this could’ve been an email”
me receiving an email: “i’m going to hurl myself into the sun”— emily allen (@emily0allen) February 24, 2021
help I am now 26, the same age as Meredith Blake in the Parent Trap, so if u need me I’m quitting my career and moving to Napa to seduce some hot millionaire dads!!!!!
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) February 22, 2021
telling the song to “shut up” right before you skip it >>>
— 🎖 (@Ayoowrld) February 24, 2021
I’m going to reveal the gender of a child every hour until my demands are met
— molly, trash queen (@chainchompist) February 23, 2021
— molly (plant mom era) 🌿 (@DoSomeMolly) February 25, 2021
i ain't victim-blaming, but why tf was an egg sitting on a wall
— Elle oh Elle (@ellewasamistake) February 23, 2021
Personally I love being a millennial, it’s absolutely unhinged. Sometimes I want to do a gravy boat of molly and ride on the hood of a car and sometimes I’ll buy a $27 candle that makes me want a baby. 10/10 no notes.
— Tawny Newsome (@TrondyNewman) February 20, 2021
u think I’m annoying now? I did the morning announcements in high school
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) February 24, 2021
My ears trying to hold my two masks, glasses, air pods and cute earrings pic.twitter.com/AX3uqU3nPO
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) February 23, 2021
kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century
— Heinz Baked Jeans (@Merman_Melville) February 22, 2021
i'll probably get pregnant from a large hand on my knee when all this is all over
— Bolu Babalola (@BeeBabs) February 20, 2021
I really wish Daft Punk had not told us they were splitting up. Just give a new guy the helmet & let us think everything is fine. I also wish my parents had worn helmets & done this. Maybe this is more of a conversation to have with a therapist.
— Caissie (@Caissie) February 22, 2021
When you speak two languages and start losing vocabulary in both of them = byelingual
— 🧚♂️ (@uhprome) February 21, 2021
Why does Venice, Italy look like Patrick needing water pic.twitter.com/vFK0oHX84S
— TheGbemisola🍸 (@Gbemideyforyou) February 21, 2021
what candy are you gonna carry around in your purse when you hit 70? mines gonna be jolly ranchers
— sarah lugor!! (@sarahlugor) February 23, 2021
i don't have it in me to grind like im so sorry.. i was put on this earth to eat berries and play in the ocean
— megan (@chismosavirus) February 22, 2021
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This article originally appeared on HuffPost and has been updated.