Plant collecting is all the rage right now. Greenery is a
gorgeous addition to any home, and with everyone spending
extra time inside, it’s easy to maintain an indoor forest.
Much to the dismay of her husband, Australian
parenting blogger Sarah Kearns treated herself
to a few new plants while out shopping.
Brad Kearns, Sarah’s husband, took to the
family Facebook page, DaDMuM, to share
how he really feels about her new hobby.
“Does anyone else’s wife have an issue with getting
plants that are a REASONABLE F****** SIZE for the
house,” he wrote, starting the post off strong.
“I opened the front door to not one
but two f****** Jurassic-sized trees".
A number of commenters warned that the greenery may
become a home for unwelcome guests. “I love plants but
all I see is bigger plants means bigger spiders can hide".
Brad got his wish — Sarah’s fear of
spiders took over, and she asked him to
help her get them out of their bedroom.
Brad wrote in a second Facebook post,
“She makes choices like a gambler with
a pocket full of mortgage payments".
“Well ladies and gentlemen. It was a hard-fought
argument on my end. And on that note I present
to you, my f****** balconforest,” he continued.
“F*** the spiders.
F*** the plants. F*** my life"