Machine Gun Kelly Said He Filmed His Engagement To Megan Fox With Just His iPhone, But Evidence Shows That Cannot Be True

So the big news of last week was that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly got engaged under a big tree and drank each other's blood.

It was quite the event.

And now in an interview with Vogue, they spoke of the engagement. Mostly they pretend to be shocked that it was all over social media, but it was this quote from MGK that sent me into a full tizzy:

"We released it to control the narrative. As opposed to someone just catching a weird cell phone picture of a ring on our hand and being like, whoa! But yeah, I didn’t expect it. I just recorded it on my cell phone. And it wasn’t like we had photographers or anything. It was just like me setting my phone against a cup."

Again, he said, "I just recorded it on my cell phone. And it wasn’t like we had photographers or anything. It was just like me setting my phone against a cup."

Well then, Mr. Gun Kelly, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS??

This camera angle:

ANOTHER camera angle:

AND A THIRD ANGLE, just for her reaction!!!

How doth one phone placed against one cup moveth around so often during one video????

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I mean, it literally cannot be true! SO WHY LIE TO US???? WHY?!

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And not only does it have multiple camera angles, but it was very perfectly edited to include all the angles with perfect continuity. It's basically a short film.

If this was actually done with his phone placed against a cup, then what we are witnessing here is a MIRACLE!! Because that cup and phone grew wings and flew to each different location at lightning speed. I wish I could have witnessed it myself. OK bye.