Jennifer Lopez's $42.5 Million Mansion Is My Favorite Ridiculously Expensive And Completely Unobtainable Celeb Mansion I've Seen In A While

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Welcome to another post about celebrity homes you'll never be able to afford but are fun to look at because it's wild that people have $40+ million houses! In this economy, wow!

Jennifer walks outside while wearing a luxe winter coat and a matching clutch purse.
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This time, we'll be looking at Jennifer Lopez's Bel Air mansion, which is going for a measly $42.5 million.

A close-up of Jennifer on the red carpet wearing a sheer dress with sequins. Her hair is pulled into a high bun

She bought it for a paltry $28 million in 2016, so that's a big-ass profit!

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And I have to be honest with you, this is a good one! Like, this would definitely be my The Last Of Us compound choice.

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Cross the bridge and you enter your $40 million house.

A closeup of the small bridge

The property looks straight out of the movie Parasite, and I mean that in a good way!

An elevated infinity pool sits in front of what is the back of the multi-story home that is surrounded by trees

I hope they're not keeping someone in that basement!

A view of the garage and the backyard that has a swing attached to a large tree

It's really quite picturesque.

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The property has these layered tranquil pools.

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I feel like people pay $30 to go to botanical gardens that look like this.

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There's also a garden with your own organic lettuces.

A close-up of the garden which has wooden post signs for arugula and black kale

She even installed a 100-person amphitheater — like, I didn't even think that was a thing houses could have.

The stone amphitheater has pillows and seat cushions

I assume she has done multiple acoustic performances of "Louboutins" here.

A view of the seating from the stage level

The property is lit by these old timey lamps from Disney World.

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There's also this sick lagoon thing.

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Like...what?!

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There's a hot tub with a view...

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...and obviously multiple outdoor fireplaces.

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Lord knows you can never have too many outdoor fireplaces!

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The inside itself is stunning.

A view of a winding staircase that passes by two large art pieces on the wall

There are multiple living rooms...

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...and the whole thing is very "wood-heavy," if that makes sense.

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There's even a large pink couch room:

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One of the bathrooms leads you out to the botanical garden.

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It's like the billionaire's version of Pottery Barn.

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There's a large, fully equipped gym.

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My favorite part is the movie room because...

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...Jen and Ben's movies are on the wall (!!).

The house better include these!!

The kitchen is very bright.

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There's a little seating area next to that.

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The bedroom is carpeted, which I find interesting.

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Overall, I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life here.

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I guess the only problem is the windows would probably give you away to looters or mushroom people.

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Anyway, someone Venmo me $40 million. Thanks!