20 Characters From "The Vampire Diaries" Ranked By An Idiot Who's Never Seen The Show
I've never seen The Vampire Diaries, and I know very little about the show, so I decided to rank the first 20 characters listed on IMDb based only on their names and faces — because why not? I like doing dumb things!
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My friend, who has chosen to go by the nom de plume Melena Dilbert, helped me out.
1.Elena Gilbert
Elena Gilbert sounds like a fake American name, and she's very pretty, obviously, but the name "Elena Gilbert" is too obviously written from someone's mind for me to get past.
2.Tom Avery
Two names, one for each shirt. But it's all boring. Actually, it's three shirts!!!
3.Sheriff Liz Forbes
There isn't much to say about someone named "Liz Forbes." Congrats on having a name, I guess.
4.Katherine Pierce
"Is her shirt red because she's a more violent version of Elena Gilbert?" —Melena Dilbert
5.Caroline Forbes
This name and picture are trying so hard to have money and to have that be the character's thing — look at the hair.
6.Bonnie Bennett
I like her vibe, and I like the name, but there's nothing to laugh at here, and therefore I like Bonnie Bennett less than the following characters.
7.Jenna Sommers
The spelling of Sommers makes me uncomfortable, and she's wearing a necklace from Limited Too.
8.Matt Donovan
I like the name Matt Donovan, and he's the actor from a bunch of things, but I don't know who he is.
9.Rebekah Mikaelson
I won't remember anything about the name or the photo.
10.Amara
While it makes sense that a character named Amara would wear lipstick that kind of matches her top, "I don't believe that she's actually living in a purely black void." —Melena Dilbert
11.Jeremy Gilbert
Jeremy Gilbert is a funny name. "They just looked at a bunch of headshots and found the guy that looked like a Jeremy Gilbert." —Melena Dilbert
12.Silas
He's cute, but he looks like a teddy bear that's Pinnochio-ed. Also, Silas is a dumb name to have with no last name.
13.Tyler Lockwood
"I hope nobody tells Keanu Reeves about Tyler Lockwood." —Melena Dilbert
14.Klaus Mikaelson
A necklace under the shirt screams "Klaus Mikaelson" to me. "I wish I had that confidence in high school." —Melena Dilbert
15.Ethan Maxwell
"He dresses like this because he's the heir to the Maxwell house coffee fortune." —Melena Dilbert
16.Ambrose
This face isn't an Ambrose at all; it's more of a...
17.Stefan Salvatore
"Stefan Salvatore" is a bonkers name for a human person. "The name of a person who's trying to convince you they're human." —Melena Dilbert
18.Damon Salvatore
I would take a gander that his hair is not washed in this photo, which, to be fair, is consistent with the name Damon Salvatore.
19.Lorenzo "Enzo" St. John
"Will his Uncle Vinny ever be proud of him?" —Melena Dilbert
And finally...
20.Alaric Saltzman
It's Warner from Legally Blonde! Playing a guy named Alaric Saltzman! I rest my case.
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