I'm Belly Laughing At These Tweets From This Weekend
Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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the gym this morning
i cant breath
no words https://t.co/jfGcLrbbzT
Is Uber now allowing hotbox as a car ride?
I was at a networking event and walked up to this guy, but before I started talking he just handed me this card??
get a room omg!!!
I asked 35 students in my Intro to Film course if anyone saw a film in the theater over winter break. Two saw Avatar. Two saw Wakanda Forever. One saw Puss In Boots 2........six times. In the theater.
so apparently pumas, mountain lions, and panthers are all the same animal and not three different ones
Unfollowing your daughter at 73 is hilarious https://t.co/6AMGAFXBgE
my 28 year old boy roommate waking me up at 5:08 AM Friday morning to tell me he threw up and “didn’t know who else to tell”
we need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous
netflix and chill is over it's time to hbo max and climax
hulu and do you
Why garlic cant just born naked
when I randomly remember one of my shirts I haven’t seen in a while
i sometimes think ab this tiktok where the girl said „if an influencer gatekeeps her clothes i will comment ‚it‘s shein‘ under her post to force her to correct me“ and it’s still genius