Your Daily TeenScope for May 24, 2022
Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Like an eco-farm that produces heirloom produce, all of a sudden those unusual thoughts of yours will be highly praised by discerning people everywhere. Finally, the world is ready for your sweet, nutty perception.
Taurus
Are posters falling from your walls and all your clothes scattered across the dirty floor? Put on your Martha Stewart face and some music, and settle into a deep round of spring-cleaning. It'll feel surprisingly good.
Gemini
Like a child who just learned that 'why' can be asked forever and ever, you're full of rhetorical questions. Turn to books and philosophy for answers, because regular stuff has everyone else's attention.
Cancer
Like a bee working busily in the hive, you'll feel social and surrounded by like-minded beings all day. The hum of activity will keep you focused and spur you to ever-greater heights of accomplishment.
Leo
That renowned, gymnast-like flexibility of yours swerves into importance when someone asks you to help make their life different. They're not seeking betterment, just prettification, which you can do well!
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Virgo
Unleash yourself today! Like a dog free to hunt, power and instinct will take over if you just let yourself react without thinking. Those skills of sneaking, pouncing and growling will assist you along the way.
Libra
What a brilliant day. You're chock full of goodness and the world will rise to meet you, offering pleasant landscapes and amiable people. Smile and wave like Miss America, because all the world's a stage.
Scorpio
Strong women support you all the time. Take time to share a hug or a meal to prove you're worth their time and energy. They'll love you the more for it and it'll feel like fireworks going off inside your heart.
Sagittarius
Even if you feel like a child making long lists for Santa, remember that possessions may be appealing, but they can't give you hugs. Talk to your friends, even if it's just about which style or model is superior.
Capricorn
With high energy and self-guided systems, you'll be able to fire off toward your objective like a rocket designed for space voyage. Claim new territory and enjoy the journey, you space cadet.
Aquarius
Sometimes home just seems perfect. Cocoon yourself in and let it be all you need. Family talk over dinner will reassure you in all the right ways, so express yourself and be unafraid of the consequences.
Pisces
You'll feel Byronic today: full of gigantic emotions and grand statements. Be comic rather than tragic, because even the most deeply felt mood will slip away and be replaced by something else entirely.
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