Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
You have a bit of gadget lust today -- there's some new toy that you've just got to have! Whether it's a phone, camera game or combo, you may be able to talk your parents into an installment plan.
You're hemming and hawing and not really able to make up your mind about something that seems kind of simple. There's no need for you to force the issue -- just wait until your head is clear.
You're feeling fantastic today, and should be able to talk things over with anyone -- no matter how grumpy they appear to be at first glance! Your way with words won't fail you now.
You're not paying much attention to the voices of authority in your life right now -- but they're just about to let you know how they feel about that! You may need to at least make a token effort.
Your friends are all talking at once, most likely, but if you sit still and listen, you should be able to tease out the most important parts of what they're trying to tell you. Take time later to filter it all.
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Today is wide open with possibilities; make sure you're open to as many of them as you can be. Your actions may actually determine how things go for you and your people.
Your good energy helps you multi-task today, so make sure you have plenty of activities to keep you occupied. There's only so much that you can handle, and that's how much you'll get.
You are torn between playing it safe and trying something that's a little risky, and -- for today, at least -- you should go with the safe option. Things are stacked against you for now, but that will change.
You have so much going on today that you might start to get overwhelmed -- but then you remember how awesome you are and snap to it! Make sure your people are all in line.
You may have a lot to say, but say it quickly and move on -- nobody is ready for long or convoluted explanations just now. Even if others are chattering away, keep it short and sweet.
You're feeling pretty excited about the day, and your ability to talk up your activities is so strong it's practically scary. You may find a new way of spreading the word that gets your people riled up in a good way.
Something you used to be sure of turns out to be a little less clear, so you may have to spend the day figuring it out all over again. Take your time and make sure not to get too weirded out by it.
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